The listening devices in my bloodstream

Buttress three pillars to save democracy, Cohn, March 28

On the 2022 Abacus Poll Martin Regg Cohn references that states: “One in three Canadians believe Microsoft founder Bill Gates is monitoring people with microchips implanted in COVID-19 vaccines, or they think it’s possible, or they’re just not sure but can’t rule it out.”

If one-third of my fellow Canadians are correct, there are four listening devices in my bloodstream — one for each of the four vaccines I’ve received.

This is a serious invasion of my privacy but I have some technical questions. What about ambient noise? Like the sound of my heart going whoosh.

But maybe it’s a speaker that says things that subliminally affect my behaviour … Like the fries I ordered with lunch yesterday instead of salad.

But wait. What if it’s actually a micro dose of neurotoxin that can be activated remotely, a neurotoxin that somehow escaped all the scientists at the FDA, Health Canada … but they’re all in cahoots, right? Now I’m really scared. That Bill. What a mensch. David S. Craig, Toronto